Ralph Wedd's club
Now that my folks have "primed the pump," some choice words from my junior high gym teacher.
I see ya out there
draggin your belly on the ground
not even jumpin durin the jumpin jacks
shootin the breeze when you're supposed to be workin on the weights.
Now look at Haney here.
He ain't much to look at.
But he can bench press his weight.
Some of you big guys cain't do that.
Heck you aint even checked out Haney's registry at my club
You better git the lead out.
This time tomorrow I better not be seein all this.
All right. Shower!