My first Gmail Poem

Here is a found poem based on the ads Gmail generated for a recent message of mine.

Say no to Amnesty

Migrate to Australia now

Authentic Mayan hammocks

Date Liberals now

Pro Comedians for Hire

Theatre of the Absurd

I challenge our dwindling readership to come up with found Gmail poems of their own. I tag "Noemon," who may send me his poem since he doesn't have a blog. By the way, the rules are that you have to use the headlines but you can rearrange them.